Desk Calendars: Humor Calendars

From Michelle Bachman to Ricky Perry to Mitt Romney, conservatives are hilarioushilariously WRONG, that is.

It's all here in this calendar: the remarkable, fascinating, attention-grabbing, and out-and-out embarrassing moments in golf.

Whoever said, "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me," had never seen this calendar.

Argyle Sweater Desk Calendar: Featuring a different, full-color panel each day, the Argyle Sweater 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar provides fans with chuckles, grins, and hoots, but also with some helpful information.

Baby Blues Desk Calendar: There are a few things most multi-kid families have in common: Band-Aids are always in short supply; an unplanned visit to the dentist occurs just when the bills seem to be caught up; and silence is never a good thing.

A full-color rogues gallery of insouciant, ill-tempered, and off-their-rocker feline fiends guaranteed to make you cringe (and laugh) every day.

There are good dogs and there are, well, these dogs.

Bad Sofas Easel Calendar: This wacky easel desk calendar celebrates the worst (or maybe its the best) of Bad Sofas from the 1950s to the 1970s.

The hilarious Basic Instructions calendar spoofs and satirizes not only the absurdities of life at the office but also provides, as the back cover copy says, Simple, step-by-step instructions on how to navigate the rocks in the river of life, be they at the office, among your friends and enemies, or in your significant relationships.

Wanted: Nate Wright, better known as Big Nate, 4 1/2 feet tall, black hair with seven spikes, age eleven, sixth-grader at P.

Good, clean fun and lighthearted gags are Bill Abbotts specialties.

The Cartoons from The New Yorker 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar contains a selection of the freshest and funniest cartoons published in the magazine over the past year.

In a world where 75 percent of American pet cats sleep in bed with their owners, the connection between people and their feline friends warrants comic introspection.

Classic Dave Barry Desk Calendar: Dave Barry was a humor columnist for 25 years.

"Award-winning cartoonist Eric Decetis would be the first to admit that he's a little ""cracked.

Knickknacks, trinkets, baubles, curios, doodads and tchotchkes where DO they find this stuff? On his BLOG entitled Crap at My Parents House, comedian Joel Dovev collects and comments on hysterical photo submissions from all over the world, and this collection has been so wildly popular that it was recently published as a book with the same name.

Sassy declarations and bold and witty messages proclaim all the things we wish we could say in this Daily Bitch Desk Calendar for 2013! UPC: 764453090215 EAN: 9781416290216.

Dilbert Desk Calendar: Dilbert spends his days in a fabric-covered box surrounded by coworkers who, in turn, are work-averse, naively enthusiastic, and occasionally prone to punching.

Enjoy a daily treat with comical renderings of man's best friend.

Duh! Desk Calendar: Never kiss a rattlesnake.

The Eats Shoots & Leaves 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar, perfect for every word-lover and wordsmith is based on the punctuation sensation Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

Did you know that there's a holiday for every day of the year? Some days are designated for multiple holidays.

Based on the best seller F in Exams comes a full year of fails, featuring hundreds of brilliantly wrong but incredibly hilarious student test answers, including all-new answers, things you should have learned in high school (but didnt), a gallery of famous failures, and more.

F My Life Desk Calendar: From the hilarious website, www.

Put your built-in crap detector to the ultimate test.

Even on those days when the next "reel" angling adventure is months away, there's no daily limit on laughs with the Fishing Cartoon-a-Day 2013 Calendar.

Garfield Desk Calendar: Follow the shenanigans and silliness of Garfield and the gang in this daily calendar.

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